if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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