i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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