I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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