rhymes with "ouble enetration"
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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