I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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