Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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