matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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