I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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