Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You have to summon your inner elephant
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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