party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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