we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Why is your signature on my underwear?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
