I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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