Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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