Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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