I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine