i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.