I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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