i may or may not be watching the land before time
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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