i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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