we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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