do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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