How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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