My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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