okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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