How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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