so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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