I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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