She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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