what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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