One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!