therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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