Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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