Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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