so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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