Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
