doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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