i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Even my vagina gasped.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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