Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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