You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
