You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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