I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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