Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Bring me that man meat
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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