Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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