I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You ate ashes out of my bong
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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