My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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