apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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