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(619): View more from California

I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it because I queefed?

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(310): View more from California

the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

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(630): View more from Illinois

Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.

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(816): View more from Missouri

well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.

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