He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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