Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
smell my finger.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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