im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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