im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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