I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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