pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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