I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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