I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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