question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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