BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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