are you so shy because you have an std?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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